Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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