is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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