If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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