That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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