i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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