Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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