Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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