4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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