Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This girl is more easily done than said...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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