you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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