Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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