I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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