just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just want to make out with him forever
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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