this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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