problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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