11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have feelings that need drinking.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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