You made me cry and you don't even care
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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