I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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