is your mom at the bar?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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