I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
