I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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