Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
