I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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