Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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