if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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