I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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