whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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