last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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