Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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