I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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