I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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