he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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