11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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