Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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