we have pet lesbian snakes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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