if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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