so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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