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• (619): View more from California

  I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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  Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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• (831): View more from California

  Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  At a point I was just cumming dust last night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?

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• (619): View more from California

  Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!

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