I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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