A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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