Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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