I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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