just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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