Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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