Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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