Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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