at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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