Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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