he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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