using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
