THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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