That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He has the fingertips of a God
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