i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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