Where is the hickey?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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