covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Ladies don't puke and tell
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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